Jersey Tower(variation of the Eiffel Tower):
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jersey+tower
Pterodactyl:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pterodactyl
Alaskan Snow Dragon:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan%20snow%20dragon
Yet another hollywood sellout.
Not just a PR stunt to prove you don’t have a dick, but you’re making ad revenue as well!
Just count blatant advertisements… I’m sure I’ve missed some, but saw:
1) Beats Headphones – Lady Gaga edition
2) Virgin Mobile
3) Beats by Dre Laptop,
4) Plenty of Fish.com
5) Some chicken shak
6) Polaroid
7) Wonder Bread
8) Kraft Miracle Whip
Almost added Diet Coke and Coors Light, but those names were covered.
“Who Dat!”
OK, you won the Superbowl… its over.
Move on with your lives.
Where’s Katrina when I need her!
Talking to a buddy of mine, and we dubbed the term Tac-Ho(tacho), refering to a particular type of mexican woman…
Went to check and see if it was up on Urban Dictonary already… it wasn’t, but look what I found.
Tic-Tac-Ho:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tic-Tac-Ho&defid=3898723
How come this is thie first time I’m hearing of this! I’m heading out to buy some Tic Tacs now!
I’ve heard of sex changes…
I’ve heard of organ transplants…
I’ve heard of vaginaplasty…
I’ve heard of men getting fake tits…
But leave it to Dr. Meat to throw me off guard and tell me about a new procedure they’re about to start doing:
Fecal Bacteriotherapy.
Typically shit doesn’t bothers me, I’m usually the first person to drop a big duece and send pictures of it out to all my (so-called) friends, but this is fucking disgusting. The jist of it is you replace the bacteria in the colon with bacteria from a donor with good bacteria… done in 2 different ways, either getting an enema with a puree of another person’s shit, or getting a tube down your throat to your stomach and having the shit puree poured in.
Shitting in someone else’s ass… for medicine… WTF!
I’m thinking the doctors somewhere got stoned, watch 2 Girls 1 Cup, and on a dare turned it into a procedure.
This is why I’m not in medicine.
I was at Wendy’s and got a Medium value meal, when I stumbled on to this cup.
WTF
Can you spot the power top? Holy crap how the hell did they miss this?
Well, the McRib’s back, not the lazy writers of eviljalapeno!
I know what I’m eating tonight (and every night the rest of the week)!
The BJ:how is Griffy treating ya?
El Chupacabra: don’t know all I know is the the Yankees are in first
The BJ:dude
The BJ:are you saying what I think you are?
The BJ:although I can’t get over the fact that you are a yankmeoff fan
El Chupacabra: I’m from NYC, I just moved to Seattle
El Chupacabra: jack off
The BJ:and?
El Chupacabra: it could be worst
The BJ:so what’s your point?
El Chupacabra: I could be a phillies fan
The BJ:you did not just say that
El Chupacabra: I think i did let me check
El Chupacabra: it could be worst
El Chupacabra: I could be a phillies fan
El Chupacabra: yep I did
The BJ:all I can say is name on one hand how many phils did steroids in the past 5-10 years
The BJ:name on two hands how many yanks did
The BJ:they are not legit
El Chupacabra: Dykstra
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