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Once again, it’s that time of year where we all sit back and give thanks for all the things we appreciate in life.

As we prepare our cookies and milk to leave out tonight for Thanksgiving Claus, we put together the 2008 eviljalapeno.com “Things We Are Thankful For” Top 10:

10. Sundried Tomato & Basil Wheat Thins: Quite possibly, the world’s greatest snack.  Thank you Nabisco!


9. LeBron James: I mean what’s the over/under on months until his “Eagle, CO raped an 18 year waitress” moment? I say later this year.


8. Mountain Dew: Nectar of the Gods. And great for decreasing your sperm count.


7. Robot Chicken’s Star Wars episodes: If you haven’t seen them yet, you suck. Seach the web for episodes or click HERE to buy them.


6. Kick-Ass (the comic book):Comic books have been sucking lately (i.e. the Red Hulk series)… but Mark Millar’s Kick-Ass is living up to it’s title.  Let’s just hope they don’t fuck it up with the movie (seriously, you’re putting Nicholas Cage in it!!?!?!?!?!)


5. Anderson Cooper: This Silver Fox is one more natural disaster away from world domination.


4. Chipotle: Barbacoa crunchy taco’s with hot and corn salsa… the meal you enjoy twice… enough said.


3. Playstation 3: Thank you for keeping us up till 3 a.m. and giving our significant others yet another reason to be mad at us.


2. Olivia Munn:Thank you for not only being extremely hot, but also digging video games, cool gadgets, joking around about vag juices, and looking awesome in a Slave Princess Leia outfit.


1. Call of Duty: We picked up Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare the day it was released, and played it almost exclusively until Call of Duty 5: World at War arrived.  Yes in that time, we’ve picked up other shooters and we’ve been completely disappointed.  Army of Two, great trailer, shitty game play.  Haze, WTF is this crap?  Battlefield: Bad Company, we waited so long for this game, and about 20 minutes after trying it, we were back to Call of Duty.   The Call of Duty series definitely set the benchmarks for all other shooters to compete with, we hope you other development studios step the fuck up!


(nope, no Call of Duty pic here, we’re still drooling over Oliva)


From all of us here at eviljalapeno.com, we hope you all have a great Thanksgiving… and as always… GFY!



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