TheBJ: your turkey pic makes me never want to eat turkey again
SlappyMcNutsack: i know
SlappyMcNutsack: looks like someone raped it
TheBJ: lol
TheBJ: yeah that’s one way to put it
TheBJ: like the olivia munn pic
SlappyMcNutsack: yes, olivia is a goddess
TheBJ: i would toss her salad
TheBJ: if she ate corn for dinner I would consider eating it after
TheBJ: she’s so hot
SlappyMcNutsack: would u let her strap one on and take you?
TheBJ: there is a line
SlappyMcNutsack: what if she said, you could do ANYTHING you want afterwards.
TheBJ: man that’s a tough one
TheBJ: depends how much I had to drink to make that decision
TheBJ: u?
SlappyMcNutsack: so, say you had 2 beers
TheBJ: naa
SlappyMcNutsack: 6 ?
TheBJ: > 6 gets more thinking
SlappyMcNutsack: but you’d consider eating the corn out of her shit
TheBJ: if she was naked in front of me that would be hard to resist
TheBJ: yes of course
TheBJ: rather eat her corn than take it in the rear
SlappyMcNutsack: but, eating corn from her shit doesnt entitle you to have sex with her aftewards
SlappyMcNutsack: you just thru that out there
TheBJ: I know
TheBJ: eating her corn means I think she’s hot
TheBJ: like Rachel Hunter
TheBJ: don’t know why but I love her
SlappyMcNutsack: you’d eat rachel hunters corn shit?
TheBJ: yep
TheBJ: the corn in the shit
TheBJ: not the corn shit
SlappyMcNutsack: right
SlappyMcNutsack: so, same scenario, rachel hunter…. anything, anyhole, anytime you want it… but she’s gets to strap it on and take you once first.
TheBJ: tough call dude, there isn’t much I would NOT do but the thought of anything entering my asshole just isn’t cool
TheBJ: what would you do?
SlappyMcNutsack: ok dude… see, i think you would
SlappyMcNutsack: i think you’re just fronting now
TheBJ: you won’t answer
TheBJ: obviously you will
TheBJ: homo
SlappyMcNutsack: what would i do?
TheBJ: yes I asked you three times now
TheBJ: you won’t respond
SlappyMcNutsack: i’m not in this scenario… you are
TheBJ: pu$$y
TheBJ: afraid to answer
SlappyMcNutsack: Fuck no I wouldnt do it
SlappyMcNutsack: but, i know you would
TheBJ: b/c you fantasize about it you ph@g
SlappyMcNutsack: nah dude, i just know how ghey you are
TheBJ: not the one who thought of it in the first place homo
SlappyMcNutsack: but you came up with eating corn from the shit
SlappyMcNutsack: thats pretty sick dude
SlappyMcNutsack: i mean, seriously
TheBJ: think I care?
SlappyMcNutsack: so you like shit?
SlappyMcNutsack: do you only eat corn from shit
SlappyMcNutsack: or do you enjoy peanuts too
SlappyMcNutsack: perhaps a lima bean?
TheBJ: I would eat shrimp
TheBJ: peanuts
TheBJ: beans
TheBJ: scallops
SlappyMcNutsack: sesame seads?
TheBJ: clam
TheBJ: I don’t eat sesame seads on a bagel
TheBJ: so no
SlappyMcNutsack: glad to see you draw the line somewhere
TheBJ: I DO have my limits
SlappyMcNutsack: you’ll tounge fuck a log of turd… but fuck no, you wont touch a sesame seed

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