Submitted by El Chupacabra:

WTF Plax. Is it just me or are all football players from VA a dip shits. First Mick Vick now you?!?!? Seriously you get paid millions to play a game. How can you fuck that up? But then again they can get together in jail and film the Longest Yard 2, only this time the team name should be the Short Bus Express. What a dee dee dee moment if I ever saw one, first Cheddar Bob shots himself in the leg, then he drags his teammates into this whole mess. Next time shoot yourself in the face and end it cause you are to immature to handle the spotlight.

Tags: fucktard, Plaxico Burress, shoot yourself