Dec 02
then watch Brody Jenner’s new show “Bromance” on MTV:
1. Go down on Madonna.
2. Go down on Skeletor.
3. Watch Rosie masturbate.
4. Lick a homeless guy’s feet.
5. Run my fingers through this guy’s hair.
Granted I am somewhat of a goon for even knowing that this show is going to exist. But when your girlfriend’s life revolves around what new bar in West Hollywood the girls from “The Hills” are at, pretending to argue and cry over douchebags that have never worked a day in their lives…this sort of shit comes up. “Bromance” will certainly be the highest rated television show for 16-35 year old Guidos from New Jersey, since “Extreme Home Makeover”. For example…these guys: Tools
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December 3rd, 2008 at 5:22 am
I had no idea that MTV had sunk so low. Upon further inspection of their lineup, brought on by my trip to the site to confirm “Bromance” as a reality, the following question came to mind:
If you had been caught in a Saw (the motion picture) like trap to the death, the only way to escape being the successful completion of watching the full series of the following shows without encountering death by asphyxiation due to excessive vomiting, what would you choose?
- My Super Sweet 16
Watch never-before-seen moments, interviews and a recap from Soulja Boy Tell’em’s Super Swag 18. Plus, check out more full episodes, online-exclusive ‘After Party’ episodes, photos and more!
- Sex… with Mom and Dad
Shalimar’s parents want her to understand the ramifications of teenage pregnancy, so they turn to Dr. Drew for help. Watch this episode now on demand, and don’t miss ‘Sex … with Mom and Dad’ weekinights at 7 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.
- 50 Cent: The Money And The Power
When the contestants need to develop a rapper, Fitty turns to the G Unit for judging help. See Tony Yayo lend 50 Cent a hand on the latest episode of ‘The Money And The Power.’
- Paris Hilton’s My New BFF
Who did Paris pick as her new sidekick? Watch the whole season on demand, the reunion, and the finale after show now!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Word. I walked in on my lady-friend watching the Paris Hilton BFF show, saw the commercial for this piece of garbage, threw up on the floor, went into the other room and stabbed my eyes out. I’m typing this on a braille keyboard.