eviljalapeno.com » Eats http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 We’re Back… http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/2147 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/2147#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:29:27 +0000 SlappyMcNutsack http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=2147 Well, the McRib’s back, not the lazy writers of eviljalapeno!

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]]> http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/2147/feed 0 Fuck Bagels! http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/1999 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/1999#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 22:49:35 +0000 SlappyMcNutsack http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=1999 EvilJeenyus: you watch lost?
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah
SlappyMcNutsack: u watch last night
EvilJeenyus: yep
EvilJeenyus: awesome
EvilJeenyus: the intro was great
EvilJeenyus: setting up a big battle between good and evil
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, but
SlappyMcNutsack: good v evil is so lame… its overdone
SlappyMcNutsack: it should be like science vs religion
SlappyMcNutsack: or what if the magnetic field reacted to the nuke, and then the Lifetime Network bought the rights to LOST and the final season was Pro Choice vs Pro Life
SlappyMcNutsack: or my favorite battle of all times
SlappyMcNutsack: Donuts vs Bagels
EvilJeenyus: please….
EvilJeenyus: donuts
EvilJeenyus: not a contest
EvilJeenyus: they’re FRIED
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, i love donuts
SlappyMcNutsack: but


SlappyMcNutsack: there are tons of people who love bagels
SlappyMcNutsack: i honestly think the donuts kick the bagels asses
SlappyMcNutsack: i’ve got a personal vendetta against bagels
SlappyMcNutsack: i think they are a consipracy
SlappyMcNutsack: i mean, first they attacked breakfast…
SlappyMcNutsack: tried to steal it from the donut
SlappyMcNutsack: in fact, they even created themselvs in a donuts image
SlappyMcNutsack: but… that wasnt good enough for those bastards
SlappyMcNutsack: they went after lunch
SlappyMcNutsack: Bagel sandwiches
SlappyMcNutsack: etc.
SlappyMcNutsack: and they went after snack time
SlappyMcNutsack: bagle bites, bagel pizzas etc.
SlappyMcNutsack: see where i’m going with this?
EvilJeenyus: well, bagels are pretty tasty on sandwiches
EvilJeenyus: but they’re just bread
SlappyMcNutsack: fuck you, u should die for that comment
EvilJeenyus: you don’t like bagel sandwiches?
SlappyMcNutsack: no, i refuse to eat bagels
SlappyMcNutsack: see… its comments like those that bagels want u to make
SlappyMcNutsack: cus they are greedy bastards
EvilJeenyus: you’re an anti-bagel-ite
SlappyMcNutsack: fuck bagles
EvilJeenyus: racist
SlappyMcNutsack: well, they’re the racist
SlappyMcNutsack: they’re kinda like hitler
SlappyMcNutsack: but instead of killing off people
SlappyMcNutsack: they are trying to kill off foods
SlappyMcNutsack: and instead of taking over countries
SlappyMcNutsack: they are taking over meals
SlappyMcNutsack: fucking bagels
SlappyMcNutsack: remember back in the dady you could go into a work meeting to a tray of donuts…. now a days its Bagels and assorted creamed cheeses.
SlappyMcNutsack: and ffs
SlappyMcNutsack: dunkin fuckin donuts is selling bagels!
SlappyMcNutsack: ugh
EvilJeenyus: i’m getting concerned about the proliferation of the bread bowl
EvilJeenyus: with that new pizza hut monstrosity
EvilJeenyus: we have bagels AND donuts AND croissants on fridays
EvilJeenyus: we’re equal opportunity at my employer
SlappyMcNutsack: well, it should just be donuts
SlappyMcNutsack: i’ll accept croissants
SlappyMcNutsack: but fuck bagels
EvilJeenyus: i’m going to buy your kid a bunch of bagels
EvilJeenyus: get him hooked
EvilJeenyus: he’ll rebel against you
SlappyMcNutsack: fuck u, i’ll get your fiancee fat before your honeymoon
EvilJeenyus: not a chance
SlappyMcNutsack: see croissants, they dont do shit
SlappyMcNutsack: they’re french ya see
SlappyMcNutsack: they’re just there
SlappyMcNutsack: nothing gained
SlappyMcNutsack: nothing lost
EvilJeenyus: the only thing i don’t like about bagels, is that NY people act like they invented them, and they aren’t as good anywhere else
EvilJeenyus: same with pizza
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah
EvilJeenyus: fuck new yorkers and they’re sense of superiority
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, NY’rs can suck the dirty drippings off a homeless guys unwashed scrotum
SlappyMcNutsack: (which would be on every corner in NY)

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