This video pretty much sums it up, but I’ll gladly take a few moments of my employer’s time to give you wankers a few more:



1. Tacos.



We’ve spoken before about the greatness of Mexican food, specifically tacos. Besides this amazing actor, I can’t think of a more gracious gift a country as beautiful as Mexico could give to the world. Now, it’s well known inside the EJ circle of trust that I could easily eat tacos for every meal. And before that statement is questioned, please note I haven’t eaten breakfast in 7 years. So, do society a favor and comment below if you have a favorite. More than likely, if I’ve never tried them, I will.
I love tacos.

2. William Shatner.



Most people see Shatner as a novelty. I see Shatner as a genius. And not just because he got away with murder.
Here’s some examples: awesome, more awesome, and most awesome.

3. Guns. Specifically guns that will stop a charging bear.



There is much debate over the effectiveness of carrying a gun while in bear country. Mostly whether bear spray deters these sonsabitches better than lead? Some say common sense is your only weapon. I say why not all three? I carry bear spray. I sing show tunes at the top of my lungs while stomping through the bush. And I carry one of these bad boys:



4. Bloody Marys.



I mentioned my disregard for breakfast, but if drinking sangria marias counts, then I’m a fat liar. Bloodys were sent straight from heaven. And I consider them proof that being drunk and hungover isn’t a sin. The bloody is about two things: just the right amount of spice and big fat olives. A good bloody has a pepperoni stick instead of celery. A salted rim flavored with worcestershire sauce. And top shelf vodka.
Spice it how you like.
Dr. Meat likes his a little less spicy than most, but that’s usually becuase the chicken wings he’s having for lunch are hot enough.

5. Having the NFL Draft be over. So we don’t have to look at Mel Kiper’s fucking face hair anymore. Or listen to this fucking windbag say shit like “upside” or “physicality” or “game-changer”.

2. Speaking of cholesterol, we’ve all heard of Bacon Salt, but there’s a new sheriff in town, Baconnaise. Hot Damn!

3. Usually I’m not a fan of video games based on movies. But I’ll make an exception with this one.

4. The zombie invasion is coming. We need to be prepared.

5. I’d read this beauty for the articles.

Thanks Santa.   Hugs,
Dr. Meat

Next step, changing the oil on an 82 corvette!