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Violence Is Sickening.

Dr. Meat — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:28:18 +0000

Fucking Awesome.

Dr. Meat — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:37:58 +0000

That reminds me. I gotta go buy my snow pass! Bring on winter!

2 shots of Tequilla please… to go…

SlappyMcNutsack — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:20:21 +0000

Dallas, TX:
Home of the Cowboys, Oil Companies, Fake Blondes, Fake Boobs… and Drive-Thru liqour!
Not exactly in the best part of town, but if you can get there, its well worth it. With interesting flavors such as the “Panty Dropper”, “Make You Wet”, “Thug Passion”, and the “Break a Bitch!”, how could you resist! They make them pretty strong too, which always makes for interesting times on my customer visit right after I have one.

Heroes.

Dr. Meat — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:10:34 +0000

There’s James Bond cool. And there’s Spock cool. The differences are subtle. For example, Bond enjoys women. Specifically, women with obligations to super-villains. Spock enjoys being the smartest guy in the room. Specifically, when other crew members can’t identify an alien vessel or properly read a tricorder to determine an uncharted planet’s atmosphere. Bond has unmatched driving skills. Spock can’t tell a joke. Bond is a functional drunk. Spock can mind-meld.
So you see both men have what it takes. Both men deserve your admiration. Although, Spock technically isn’t a man, he’s half vulcan. Either way I consider them heroes.