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	<title>eviljalapeno.com &#187; Tacos (not the food)</title>
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		<title>Tic-Tac-Ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking to a buddy of mine, and we dubbed the term Tac-Ho(tacho), refering to a particular type of mexican woman&#8230;
Went to check and see if it was up on Urban Dictonary already&#8230; it wasn&#8217;t, but look what I found. Tic-Tac-Ho:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tic-Tac-Ho&#038;defid=3898723 How come this is thie first time I&#8217;m hearing of this!  I&#8217;m heading out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talking to a buddy of mine, and we dubbed the term Tac-Ho(tacho), refering to a particular type of mexican woman&#8230;<br />
Went to check and see if it was up on Urban Dictonary already&#8230; it wasn&#8217;t, but look what I found.<br /> </br><strong>Tic-Tac-Ho:</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tic-Tac-Ho&#038;defid=3898723">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tic-Tac-Ho&#038;defid=3898723</a><br /> </br>How come this is thie first time I&#8217;m hearing of this!  I&#8217;m heading out to buy some Tic Tacs now!</p>
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		<title>Doctor Bombay</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always thought, why bother worrying about if the carpet matches the drapes, when you could have a hardwood floor.
I mean, seriously, why worry about the having to deal with the puskers, amish beard, bearded clam, porcupussy, little hitler, fuzznatch, chicken back, cactipus, pussy tail,  spanish moss, landing strip, squirrely bottom, vinegina, taintbrow, or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always thought, why bother worrying about if the carpet matches the drapes, when you could have a hardwood floor.<br />
I mean, seriously, why worry about the having to deal with the puskers, amish beard, bearded clam, porcupussy, little hitler, fuzznatch, chicken back, cactipus, pussy tail,  spanish moss, landing strip, squirrely bottom, vinegina, taintbrow, or sastwatch.  <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doctor++bombay" target="_blank">Doctor Bombay</a> all the way&#8230; actually now that I think of it, isn&#8217;t pubic hair so 1990&#8217;s? Also, maybe it&#8217;s just me, but watching a girl wince in pain while getting a wax, in some wierd way, is kinda a turn on!<br /> </br>
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