Question:
If you’re a pedofile, and you’ve run out of tricks to lure kids to your bedroom (papparazi always following you, too many court subpenas, sold off your window-less van in your ranch auction), what options do you have left?

Answer:
Create a video game.

Looks like Michael Jackason is once again trying to wiggle his way back into the hands of little kids around the world (video game controller, not what you were thinking… perv).

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Maybe MJ’s been having a dryspell and he’s reverting to one of his old tricks, check out awesomeness (sarcasm) from 1990:

I downloaded the demo on PS3 for the new Watchmen game. Pretty good. Check it out:

I’m so fucking sick of shooters, nobody seems to be able to make one that comes even close to the awesomeness of the Call of Duty series, so until the next CoD game comes out (I’m so sick of WW2), I’m going to back away from shooters for a while.
With that said, I looked around for a driving or fighting game, but instead found a flight combat game, H.A.W.X.
While standing there lookign at the box, I thought, wow, this is going to suck ass… First, it has a lame name, Second, it’s made by UBISOFT, who took such an awsome concept like Rainbow Six Las Vegas, and made it a shitty game, Third, UBISOFT is French, wtf do they know about fighting, let alone a flight-combat game? So, as I set the box back down, I saw the game set up on a demo machine, and I gave it a shot, well, I guess I was wrong, it wasn’t that bad at all, in fact, the demo was enough to convince me to buy it.
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Why have video games sucked so bad lately?
Besides the Call of Duty series, has anyone found anything good lately?
I’m sick of ww2 BS.