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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Chupacabra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BJ:how is Griffy treating ya?
El Chupacabra: don&#8217;t know all I know is the the Yankees are in first
The BJ:dude
The BJ:are you saying what I think you are?
The BJ:although I can&#8217;t get over the fact that you are a yankmeoff fan
El Chupacabra: I&#8217;m from NYC, I just moved to Seattle
El Chupacabra: jack off
The BJ:and?
El Chupacabra: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>how is Griffy treating ya?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>don&#8217;t know all I know is the the Yankees are in first<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>dude<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>are you saying what I think you are?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>although I can&#8217;t get over the fact that you are a yankmeoff fan<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I&#8217;m from NYC, I just moved to Seattle<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>jack off<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>it could be worst<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>so what&#8217;s your point?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I could be a phillies fan<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>you did not just say that<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I think i did let me check</p>
<pre>	</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>it could be worst </pre>
<pre>	</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I could be a phillies fan </pre>
<p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>yep I did<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>all I can say is name on one hand how many phils did steroids in the past 5-10 years<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>name on two hands how many yanks did<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>they are not legit<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>Dykstra<br />
<br /> </br><span id="more-2127"></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>1<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and that was 16 years ago<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and The fat one from baseball tonight<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Kruk did not<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>quite obvious b/c he was fat<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>that was camouflage for the roids<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>no way<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>he had nut cancer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>he did not do roids<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I think you need to look at yourself and the mirror and figure out what is important in life.<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I guarantee it&#8217;s not the Yanks<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>David Bell, Gary Bennett, Jr., Paul Byrd, Lenny Dykstra, Ryan Franklin, Jeremy Giambi, Jason Grimsley, Todd Pratt and Benito Santiago<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I said past 10 years<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>hey<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>they took&#8217;em<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>we did not win shit with those guy<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>guys<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Dykstra was the only one<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>where did you get that list from?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>all i have to say<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>is Riods were not illegal in baseball when they took them<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>for fans and the commissioner to get on their high horse now s BS<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>it&#8217;s cheating<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>everyone benefited from the roids especially MLB<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Babe Ruth?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Cy Young?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>Like I said<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>they were not illegal<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a banned substance in MLB<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>they did not take them and their records are being challenged<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>yes it&#8217;s fucked up<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>that is my issue<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>hey<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>but Selig needs to come off his high horse cause he knew about it and let it go on<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>till the senate got involved<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>it&#8217;s like saying my web site is better than evil after I pay for a top dollar web designer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and claiming I did it myself<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>do you think Slappy would be happy about it?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>He&#8217;s never happy<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>HAHAHAHAHA<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>unless he&#8217;s getting paid<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>or drunk at a TT bar<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a reacharound<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>or a dutch rudder<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a rusty trombone<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>hot karl<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and a dirty sanchez<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>walrus<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or performing the dolphin<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>with a side of a cincinnati steamer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and across the river for a pittsburgh platter<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>by way of a screwnicorn<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and giving some chick the Indian goggles<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>stuck<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>damn!<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>roman helmet<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>damnit that&#8217;s what I could not remember!<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and then yelling the girl sister&#8217;s name and getting the bucking bronco<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>yes!</p>
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		<title>Fuck Bagels!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 22:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlappyMcNutsack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EvilJeenyus: you watch lost?
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah
SlappyMcNutsack: u watch last night
EvilJeenyus: yep
EvilJeenyus: awesome
EvilJeenyus: the intro was great
EvilJeenyus: setting up a big battle between good and evil
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, but
SlappyMcNutsack: good v evil is so lame&#8230; its overdone
SlappyMcNutsack: it should be like science vs religion
SlappyMcNutsack: or what if the magnetic field reacted to the nuke, and then the Lifetime [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></span> you watch lost?<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> u watch last night<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> yep<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> awesome<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> the intro was great<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> setting up a big battle between good and evil<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yeah, but<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> good v evil is so lame&#8230; its overdone<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> it should be like science vs religion<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> or what if the magnetic field reacted to the nuke, and then the Lifetime Network bought the rights to LOST and the final season was Pro Choice vs Pro Life<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> or my favorite battle of all times<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> Donuts vs Bagels<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> please&#8230;.<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> donuts<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> not a contest<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> they&#8217;re FRIED<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yeah, i love donuts<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but<br /> </br><span id="more-1999"></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> there are tons of people who love bagels<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i honestly think the donuts kick the bagels asses<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i&#8217;ve got a personal vendetta against bagels<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i think they are a consipracy<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i mean, first they attacked breakfast&#8230;<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> tried to steal it from the donut<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> in fact, they even created themselvs in a donuts image<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but&#8230; that wasnt good enough for those bastards<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they went after lunch<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> Bagel sandwiches<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> etc.<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> and they went after snack time<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> bagle bites, bagel pizzas etc.<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> see where i&#8217;m going with this?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> well, bagels are pretty tasty on sandwiches<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> but they&#8217;re just bread<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> fuck you, u should die for that comment<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> you don&#8217;t like bagel sandwiches?<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> no, i refuse to eat bagels<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> see&#8230; its comments like those that bagels want u to make<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> cus they are greedy bastards<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> you&#8217;re an anti-bagel-ite<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> fuck bagles<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> racist<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> well, they&#8217;re the racist<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they&#8217;re kinda like hitler<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but instead of killing off people<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they are trying to kill off foods<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> and instead of taking over countries<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they are taking over meals<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> fucking bagels<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> remember back in the dady you could go into a work meeting to a tray of donuts&#8230;. now a days its Bagels and assorted creamed cheeses.<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> and ffs<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> dunkin fuckin donuts is selling bagels!<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> ugh<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> i&#8217;m getting concerned about the proliferation of the bread bowl<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> with that new pizza hut monstrosity<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> we have bagels AND donuts AND croissants on fridays<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> we&#8217;re equal opportunity at my employer<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> well, it should just be donuts<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i&#8217;ll accept croissants<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but fuck bagels<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> i&#8217;m going to buy your kid a bunch of bagels<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> get him hooked<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> he&#8217;ll rebel against you<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> fuck u, i&#8217;ll get your fiancee fat before your honeymoon<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> not a chance<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> see croissants, they dont do shit<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they&#8217;re french ya see<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they&#8217;re just there<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> nothing gained<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> nothing lost<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> the only thing i don&#8217;t like about bagels, is that NY people act like they invented them, and they aren&#8217;t as good anywhere else<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> same with pizza<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span> fuck new yorkers and they&#8217;re sense of superiority<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yeah, NY&#8217;rs can suck the dirty drippings off a homeless guys unwashed scrotum<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> (which would be on every corner in NY)</p>
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		<title>The New Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/1988</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlappyMcNutsack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lycurgus: there should be a Jerking Off olympics
SlappyMcNutsack: that would mean several events
SlappyMcNutsack: what kinda JO events would exist?
SlappyMcNutsack: Distance?
SlappyMcNutsack: quantitiy?
Lycurgus: driving a manual while jerking
Lycurgus: yeah
Lycurgus: distance and quantity
Lycurgus: aim
Lycurgus: what&#8217;s that winter game where they ski to a target
Lycurgus: shoot the target
Lycurgus: then ski to the next one&#8230;
SlappyMcNutsack: bi-athalon
Lycurgus: yeah
Lycurgus: that
Lycurgus: although, we&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> there should be a Jerking Off olympics<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> that would mean several events<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> what kinda JO events would exist?<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> Distance?<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> quantitiy?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> driving a manual while jerking<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> distance and quantity<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> aim<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> what&#8217;s that winter game where they ski to a target<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> shoot the target<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> then ski to the next one&#8230;<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> bi-athalon<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> that<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> although, we&#8217;d have to change the name<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> back to your &#8220;driving a manual while jerking&#8221;<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> how would you judge that<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> there&#8217;s got to be an obstacle course with cones<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but, does driver have to complete?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> and you have to complete by the time you cross the finish line<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> yeah<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> and how do u know he wont complete at start then finish the race<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> driver has to complete<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> have to start both at the same time<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> or<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> actually that&#8217;d be fine<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> but might be a bad strategy<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> if the other dude starts both at the same time<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> hmm, requires more thought&#8230;. and some trial runs<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> indeed<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> maybe a HanJ olympics<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> nice<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> or that can be in the masturbation olympics as a group event<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> team sport<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> you could have duo&#8217;s<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> team&#8230; not sure how that would work<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> maybe like a relay<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> like have a bunch of people on a Jerking team<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> but you cant start till your team mate finishes<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> then get a team time<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> this is why i need to establish my financial independence<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Lycurgus:</span> so i can focus on more pressing matters like this<br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> agreed</p>
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		<title>re: Thanksgivng Day Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlappyMcNutsack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Olivia Munn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[TheBJ: your turkey pic makes me never want to eat turkey again
SlappyMcNutsack: i know
SlappyMcNutsack: looks like someone raped it
TheBJ: lol
TheBJ: yeah that&#8217;s one way to put it
TheBJ: like the olivia munn pic
SlappyMcNutsack: yes, olivia is a goddess
TheBJ: i would toss her salad
TheBJ: if she ate corn for dinner I would consider eating it after
TheBJ: she&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> your turkey pic makes me never want to eat turkey again<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> i know<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> looks like someone raped it<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> lol<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> yeah that&#8217;s one way to put it<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> like the olivia munn pic<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> yes, olivia is a goddess<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> i would toss her salad<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> if she ate corn for dinner I would consider eating it after<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> she&#8217;s so hot<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> would u let her strap one on and take you?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> there is a line<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> what if she said, you could do ANYTHING you want afterwards.<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> man that&#8217;s a tough one<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> depends how much I had to drink to make that decision<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> u?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> so, say you had 2 beers<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> naa<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> 6 ?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> &gt; 6 gets more thinking<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> but you&#8217;d consider eating the corn out of her shit<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> if she was naked in front of me that would be hard to resist<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> yes of course<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> rather eat her corn than take it in the rear<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> but, eating corn from her shit doesnt entitle you to have sex with her aftewards<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> you just thru that out there<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> I know<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> eating her corn means I think she&#8217;s hot<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> like Rachel Hunter<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> don&#8217;t know why but I love her<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> you&#8217;d eat rachel hunters corn shit?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> yep<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> the corn in the shit<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> not the corn shit<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> right<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> so, same scenario, rachel hunter&#8230;. anything, anyhole, anytime you want it&#8230; but she&#8217;s gets to strap it on and take you once first.<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> tough call dude, there isn&#8217;t much I would NOT do but the thought of anything entering my asshole just isn&#8217;t cool<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> what would you do?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> ok dude&#8230; see, i think you would<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> i think you&#8217;re just fronting now<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> you won&#8217;t answer<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> obviously you will<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> homo<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> what would i do?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> yes I asked you three times now<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> you won&#8217;t respond<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> i&#8217;m not in this scenario&#8230; you are<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> pu$$y<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> afraid to answer<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> Fuck no I wouldnt do it<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> but, i know you would<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> b/c you fantasize about it you ph@g<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> nah dude, i just know how ghey you are<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> not the one who thought of it in the first place homo<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> but you came up with eating corn from the shit<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> thats pretty sick dude<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> i mean, seriously<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> think I care?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> so you like shit?<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> do you only eat corn from shit<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> or do you enjoy peanuts too<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> perhaps a lima bean?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> I would eat shrimp<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> peanuts<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> beans<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> scallops<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> sesame seads?<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> clam<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> I don&#8217;t eat sesame seads on a bagel<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> so no<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> glad to see you draw the line somewhere<br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;"><strong>TheBJ:</strong></span> I DO have my limits<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>SlappyMcNutsack:</strong></span> you&#8217;ll tounge fuck a log of turd&#8230; but fuck no, you wont touch a sesame seed</p>
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		<title>Domestic Gods.</title>
		<link>http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/530</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EvilJeenyus</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chatter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Get Paid For This?!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[EvilJeenyus: ever tried those batter blasters?
SlappyMcNutsack: batter blasters?
SlappyMcNutsack: sounds like my dick
EvilJeenyus: pancake mix in a whipped-cream can
EvilJeenyus: it&#8217;s actually pretty ingenious
EvilJeenyus: like love in a can
SlappyMcNutsack: WHAT!? no way, i make pancakes every sunday, been trying to perfect my pouring technique
SlappyMcNutsack: i make peanut butter m&#38;m pancakes&#8230; fkn awesome
EvilJeenyus: go to whole foods and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> ever tried those batter blasters?<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> batter blasters?<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> sounds like my dick<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> pancake mix in a whipped-cream can<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> it&#8217;s actually pretty ingenious</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> like love in a can<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> WHAT!? no way, i make pancakes <span class="yshortcuts"><span id="lw_1227570048_0" style="cursor: pointer;">every sunday</span></span>, been trying to perfect my pouring technique<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i make peanut butter m&amp;m pancakes&#8230; fkn awesome<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> go to whole foods and pick up a can of batter blasters<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> they taste good too?<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> yep<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> is it like pre-made mix, or can you put your own in<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> pre-made mix, but you can throw whatever you want into it once you spray it in the pan<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> if you are good like me, you can even make them on a foreman grill<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> i make blueberry pancakes that are bomb-tastic<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> i&#8217;ve got a griddle for my stove<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i have a griddle for my grill<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> bbq pancakes<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> grills are for meat<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> and occasionally vegetables, if on a skewer with meat<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> yes, but when you are making steak &amp; eggs<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> you can do it all at the grill<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> actually, that&#8217;s a valid scenario<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> i&#8217;ll allow it<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> :)<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> i noticed you went quiet for a second&#8230; you couldnt find a flaw in my statement<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> then allowed it<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> LOL<br />
<span style="color: red;">EvilJeenyus:</span> well, i had to consider whether eggs are meat or not<br />
<span style="color: blue;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span> haha</p>
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		<title>Catholic Guilt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlappyMcNutsack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny shit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SlappyMcNutsack: so, draw me a new logo dammit
SlappyMcNutsack: make yourself useful
SlappyMcNutsack: (cus you obviously aren&#8217;t contributing in any other manor)
SlappyMcNutsack: ((I&#8217;m trying to guilt you))
EvilJeenyus: oh, i get it
EvilJeenyus: i just don&#8217;t care
SlappyMcNutsack: a trick i learned while being married
EvilJeenyus: i grew up catholic, man
EvilJeenyus: guilt is our currency
SlappyMcNutsack: oh i&#8217;m sorry
SlappyMcNutsack: how old were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> so, draw me a new logo dammit<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> make yourself useful<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> (cus you obviously aren&#8217;t contributing in any other manor)<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> ((I&#8217;m trying to guilt you))<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> oh, i get it<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> i just don&#8217;t care<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> a trick i learned while being married<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> i grew up catholic, man<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> guilt is our currency<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> oh i&#8217;m sorry<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> how old were you when it happened<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> and is he in jail now?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> no way, our priest was too old and feeble to molest anyone<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> any of the altar boys could have kicked his ass<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> kinda like the old guy on family guy<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> always trying to molest chris<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> exactly<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> hey there paperboy&#8230;<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> you sure do have some muscle-y arms<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> so he was old and frail, thats why he became a priest<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> he knew people would kick his ass<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> so he used his authority<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> got boys to trust in him<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> and threatened them that god would punish them for telling<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> and god would never forgive them<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> he told them it was ok for 2 men to share a sleeping bag on a camping trip&#8230; and told the boys that body heat woudl help keep them warm.<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> is this autobiographical?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> no, you&#8217;re the catholic<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> well, you have a vivid imagination when it comes to man-boy love<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> nah, my people are different<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> you ever watch to catch a predator<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> my people go after girls&#8230; though young&#8230; still female</p>
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		<title>The Wonders of Fiber</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EvilJeenyus</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chatter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Get Paid For This?!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SlappyMcNutsack: hold please, about to go take my 4th shit of the day
EvilJeenyus: 4th? wtf are you eating? prune-filled oat bran muffins covered in ex-lax?
SlappyMcNutsack: i&#8217;m back
SlappyMcNutsack: naw dude, i&#8217;ve been taking metamucil every morning
SlappyMcNutsack: that shit is amazing
SlappyMcNutsack: its not a laxative per say
SlappyMcNutsack: but when you do shit
SlappyMcNutsack: you shit a lot
SlappyMcNutsack: and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> hold please, about to go take my 4th shit of the day<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> 4th? wtf are you eating? prune-filled oat bran muffins covered in ex-lax?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> i&#8217;m back<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> naw dude, i&#8217;ve been taking metamucil every morning<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> that shit is amazing<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> its not a laxative per say<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> but when you do shit<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> you shit a lot<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> and they are great shits too<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> big<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> and easy clean up!<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> you should try it<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> i think i turned Dr. Meat into a believer<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> but i got Mrs. Slappy, and a few others on it<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> what&#8217;s the point?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> more satisfying dumps?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> to make every dump an AMAZING dump<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> with easy clean up<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> plus, my travel schedule is wack, dont eat right while on the road, dont get enough fruits, etc. in my diet<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> this is the fiber i need<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> but its so satisfying, people that dont need it, take it<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> your first metamucil shit will be almost religous<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> oh yeah, not the metamucil wafers, not the pills, its got to be the orange powder<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> i don&#8217;t have problems, so i think it would just cause me to shit my pants<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> no, it wont<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> just try it<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> one of Mrs. Slappy’s friends cried and hugged me after her first metamucil shit, saying that she&#8217;s been waiting for that her whole life. and she claims she&#8217;ll name a kid after me<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> cripes<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> yea, just try it for 2 days<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> then if you dont like it, i&#8217;ll give you your money back<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> i don&#8217;t need to know about my friends bm&#8217;s<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> ha<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> you should be a salesman for them<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> how do you know i&#8217;m not<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> dude, i feel like i can breathe better after metamucil shits<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> its like there&#8217;s this big void in my stomach now<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> i feel like i can go for a run<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> is this actually Slappy, or is this some new internet marketing technique?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> its like skipping thru the fields on the austrian hillside&#8230;<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> V1AGRA!!! CHEAP!!!<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> LOL<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> i have issues&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Faking death</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlappyMcNutsack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EvilJeenyus: if I&#8217;m faking my death, I&#8217;m faking a gory shooutout while holding an M16 in a Tony Montana-like shoot-out
SlappyMcNutsack: M4 works better
SlappyMcNutsack: newer version of the M16
SlappyMcNutsack: we can use animatronics
SlappyMcNutsack: so it catches you dying on video
EvilJeenyus: if an m16 was good enough for Tony, it&#8217;s good enough for me
EvilJeenyus: with grenade launcher, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> if I&#8217;m faking my death, I&#8217;m faking a gory shooutout while holding an M16 in a Tony Montana-like shoot-out<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> M4 works better<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> newer version of the M16<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> we can use animatronics<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> so it catches you dying on video<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> if an m16 was good enough for Tony, it&#8217;s good enough for me<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> with grenade launcher, of course<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> yeah, sure<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> if thats your thing, i mean<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> why just replicate tony<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> when you can 1up him<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> well, 1 up&#8217;ing him would be like using a SAW<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> actually, a saw is deadlier<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> so to make your self cooler than him<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> you have do do more damage with less of a weapon<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> yeah, tony might have gotten out of there alive if he had a saw<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> yup<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> ok, i&#8217;ve changed my mind<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> to fake my death, i will re-create the last 20 minutes of Rambo 4<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> fuck dude, we get paid for this<br />
<strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SlappyMcNutsack:</span></strong> we get paid to sit around and bullshit all day<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">EvilJeenyus:</span></strong> yup</p>
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