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Hollywood Whore

SlappyMcNutsack — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 04:46:09 +0000

Yet another hollywood sellout.
Not just a PR stunt to prove you don’t have a dick, but you’re making ad revenue as well!
Just count blatant advertisements… I’m sure I’ve missed some, but saw:
1) Beats Headphones – Lady Gaga edition
2) Virgin Mobile
3) Beats by Dre Laptop,
4) Plenty of Fish.com
5) Some chicken shak
6) Polaroid
7) Wonder Bread
8) Kraft Miracle Whip
Almost added Diet Coke and Coors Light, but those names were covered.

Tic-Tac-Ho

SlappyMcNutsack — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:06:30 +0000

Talking to a buddy of mine, and we dubbed the term Tac-Ho(tacho), refering to a particular type of mexican woman…
Went to check and see if it was up on Urban Dictonary already… it wasn’t, but look what I found.

Tic-Tac-Ho:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tic-Tac-Ho&defid=3898723

How come this is thie first time I’m hearing of this! I’m heading out to buy some Tic Tacs now!

OctoMeatCurtains

SlappyMcNutsack — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:02:02 +0000

I’m actually a big fan of Vivid Entertainment, but somethings people just dont want to see.
Vivid’s offering the Octomom $1Million to be in a porn.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/25/octomom-nadya-suleman-porn/

Can you just imagine how nasty and worn out her hole is? ew.

Wendy, you dirty lil whore…

SlappyMcNutsack — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:48:58 +0000

If Dave Thomas only knew what his daughter was up to: