I know what I’m eating tonight (and every night the rest of the week)!

	El Chupacabra: it could be worst 

	El Chupacabra: I could be a phillies fan 

El Chupacabra: yep I did
The BJ:all I can say is name on one hand how many phils did steroids in the past 5-10 years
The BJ:name on two hands how many yanks did
The BJ:they are not legit
El Chupacabra: Dykstra


The BJ:1
The BJ:and that was 16 years ago
El Chupacabra: and The fat one from baseball tonight
The BJ:Kruk did not
The BJ:quite obvious b/c he was fat
El Chupacabra: lol
El Chupacabra: that was camouflage for the roids
The BJ:lol
The BJ:no way
The BJ:he had nut cancer
The BJ:he did not do roids
The BJ:I think you need to look at yourself and the mirror and figure out what is important in life.
The BJ:I guarantee it’s not the Yanks
El Chupacabra: David Bell, Gary Bennett, Jr., Paul Byrd, Lenny Dykstra, Ryan Franklin, Jeremy Giambi, Jason Grimsley, Todd Pratt and Benito Santiago
The BJ:I said past 10 years
El Chupacabra: hey
El Chupacabra: they took’em
The BJ:we did not win shit with those guy
The BJ:guys
The BJ:Dykstra was the only one
The BJ:where did you get that list from?
El Chupacabra: all i have to say
El Chupacabra: is Riods were not illegal in baseball when they took them
El Chupacabra: for fans and the commissioner to get on their high horse now s BS
The BJ:it’s cheating
El Chupacabra: everyone benefited from the roids especially MLB
The BJ:Babe Ruth?
The BJ:Cy Young?
El Chupacabra: Like I said
El Chupacabra: they were not illegal
El Chupacabra: or a banned substance in MLB
The BJ:they did not take them and their records are being challenged
El Chupacabra: yes it’s fucked up
The BJ:that is my issue
The BJ:hey
El Chupacabra: but Selig needs to come off his high horse cause he knew about it and let it go on
El Chupacabra: till the senate got involved
The BJ:it’s like saying my web site is better than evil after I pay for a top dollar web designer
The BJ:and claiming I did it myself
The BJ:do you think Slappy would be happy about it?
El Chupacabra: He’s never happy
The BJ:HAHAHAHAHA
El Chupacabra: unless he’s getting paid
El Chupacabra: lol
The BJ:or drunk at a TT bar
El Chupacabra: or a reacharound
The BJ:or a dutch rudder
El Chupacabra: or a rusty trombone
The BJ:hot karl
El Chupacabra: and a dirty sanchez
The BJ:walrus
El Chupacabra: or performing the dolphin
The BJ:with a side of a cincinnati steamer
El Chupacabra: and across the river for a pittsburgh platter
The BJ:by way of a screwnicorn
El Chupacabra: and giving some chick the Indian goggles
The BJ:stuck
The BJ:damn!
El Chupacabra: lol
The BJ:roman helmet
The BJ:damnit that’s what I could not remember!
El Chupacabra: and then yelling the girl sister’s name and getting the bucking bronco
The BJ:yes!

This video pretty much sums it up, but I’ll gladly take a few moments of my employer’s time to give you wankers a few more:



1. Tacos.



We’ve spoken before about the greatness of Mexican food, specifically tacos. Besides this amazing actor, I can’t think of a more gracious gift a country as beautiful as Mexico could give to the world. Now, it’s well known inside the EJ circle of trust that I could easily eat tacos for every meal. And before that statement is questioned, please note I haven’t eaten breakfast in 7 years. So, do society a favor and comment below if you have a favorite. More than likely, if I’ve never tried them, I will.
I love tacos.

2. William Shatner.



Most people see Shatner as a novelty. I see Shatner as a genius. And not just because he got away with murder.
Here’s some examples: awesome, more awesome, and most awesome.

3. Guns. Specifically guns that will stop a charging bear.



There is much debate over the effectiveness of carrying a gun while in bear country. Mostly whether bear spray deters these sonsabitches better than lead? Some say common sense is your only weapon. I say why not all three? I carry bear spray. I sing show tunes at the top of my lungs while stomping through the bush. And I carry one of these bad boys:



4. Bloody Marys.



I mentioned my disregard for breakfast, but if drinking sangria marias counts, then I’m a fat liar. Bloodys were sent straight from heaven. And I consider them proof that being drunk and hungover isn’t a sin. The bloody is about two things: just the right amount of spice and big fat olives. A good bloody has a pepperoni stick instead of celery. A salted rim flavored with worcestershire sauce. And top shelf vodka.
Spice it how you like.
Dr. Meat likes his a little less spicy than most, but that’s usually becuase the chicken wings he’s having for lunch are hot enough.

5. Having the NFL Draft be over. So we don’t have to look at Mel Kiper’s fucking face hair anymore. Or listen to this fucking windbag say shit like “upside” or “physicality” or “game-changer”.

2. Fucking Bitches.

3. Take your pick here, being on hold, condescending operators, talking to a machine, or fucking bitches (again).

4. Steroids. Wait, I actually don’t give two shits about steroids or steroids in sports. I just like this video. And Mark McGwire should be in the Hall and that’s all I have to say about that. Take yer vitamins, monkeys.

5. Fucking Bears. The end of this video might be the greatest thing I have ever seen. This why the internet was invented. Thank you, Al Gore.