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		<title>2 Guys 1 Cup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Chupacabra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at Wendy&#8217;s and got a Medium value meal, when I stumbled on to this cup.
Can you spot the power top?  Holy crap how the hell did they miss this?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">I was at Wendy&#8217;s and got a Medium value meal, when I stumbled on to this cup.</p>
<div id="attachment_2154" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-2154" title="2guys1cup" src="http://www.eviljalapeno.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2guys1cup.jpg" alt="WTF" width="600" height="800" /><p class="wp-caption-text">WTF</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Can you spot the power top?  Holy crap how the hell did they miss this?</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>El Chupacabra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BJ:how is Griffy treating ya?
El Chupacabra: don&#8217;t know all I know is the the Yankees are in first
The BJ:dude
The BJ:are you saying what I think you are?
The BJ:although I can&#8217;t get over the fact that you are a yankmeoff fan
El Chupacabra: I&#8217;m from NYC, I just moved to Seattle
El Chupacabra: jack off
The BJ:and?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>how is Griffy treating ya?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>don&#8217;t know all I know is the the Yankees are in first<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>dude<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>are you saying what I think you are?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>although I can&#8217;t get over the fact that you are a yankmeoff fan<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I&#8217;m from NYC, I just moved to Seattle<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>jack off<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>it could be worst<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>so what&#8217;s your point?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I could be a phillies fan<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>you did not just say that<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I think i did let me check</p>
<pre>	</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>it could be worst </pre>
<pre>	</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>I could be a phillies fan </pre>
<p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>yep I did<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>all I can say is name on one hand how many phils did steroids in the past 5-10 years<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>name on two hands how many yanks did<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>they are not legit<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>Dykstra<br />
<br /> </br><span id="more-2127"></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>1<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and that was 16 years ago<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and The fat one from baseball tonight<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Kruk did not<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>quite obvious b/c he was fat<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>that was camouflage for the roids<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>no way<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>he had nut cancer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>he did not do roids<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I think you need to look at yourself and the mirror and figure out what is important in life.<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I guarantee it&#8217;s not the Yanks<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>David Bell, Gary Bennett, Jr., Paul Byrd, Lenny Dykstra, Ryan Franklin, Jeremy Giambi, Jason Grimsley, Todd Pratt and Benito Santiago<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>I said past 10 years<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>hey<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>they took&#8217;em<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>we did not win shit with those guy<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>guys<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Dykstra was the only one<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>where did you get that list from?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>all i have to say<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>is Riods were not illegal in baseball when they took them<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>for fans and the commissioner to get on their high horse now s BS<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>it&#8217;s cheating<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>everyone benefited from the roids especially MLB<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Babe Ruth?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>Cy Young?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>Like I said<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>they were not illegal<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a banned substance in MLB<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>they did not take them and their records are being challenged<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>yes it&#8217;s fucked up<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>that is my issue<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>hey<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>but Selig needs to come off his high horse cause he knew about it and let it go on<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>till the senate got involved<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>it&#8217;s like saying my web site is better than evil after I pay for a top dollar web designer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>and claiming I did it myself<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>do you think Slappy would be happy about it?<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>He&#8217;s never happy<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>HAHAHAHAHA<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>unless he&#8217;s getting paid<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>or drunk at a TT bar<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a reacharound<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>or a dutch rudder<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or a rusty trombone<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>hot karl<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and a dirty sanchez<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>walrus<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>or performing the dolphin<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>with a side of a cincinnati steamer<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and across the river for a pittsburgh platter<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>by way of a screwnicorn<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and giving some chick the Indian goggles<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>stuck<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>damn!<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>lol<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>roman helmet<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>damnit that&#8217;s what I could not remember!<br />
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">El Chupacabra: </span>and then yelling the girl sister&#8217;s name and getting the bucking bronco<br />
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The BJ:</span>yes!</p>
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