At the hospital earlier this month…
found this…
I really have no idea what this means…
but it put wierd visuals in my head:

Prior to the film’s release, I’d heard mixed things about it, and really wasn’t sure if it was going to be a prequel, a sequel, or a reboot?

Prequels and sequels usually suck, and are just made to make people in Hollywood some more money… and reboots usaually piss me off to the point I start ranting about “thats now how it happened” or “he can’t do that” (i.e. the new Deadpool in the ghey Wolverine movie), but, still, I had to give it a shot.

One thing got me to look beyond all that and see this movie… J.J. Abrams. It’s no secret, I’m a huge “Lost” fan, and I’ll admit I haven’t watched “Fringe” but Dr. Meat goes on about how he masturbates watching it (for the plot, not the women).

So, how did Mr. Abram’s do with Star Trek???? Fucking Awesome!

Like I said earlier, I wasn’t sure if it was going to be a prequel, sequel, or reboot. Well, it was all 3! I thought it was genius, how they made the movie start out so you think its a rebooted prequel, but once you start getting pissed off about how Vulcan blew up, and Spock’s mom dies aren’t how things originally happened, you get slapped in the face with the fact that you are watching a sequel as Spock has traveled back in time becuase of a wrinkle in time, and therefore all events moving forward will be different. Amazing!

Quinto does an great job, the new Spock is perfect(Fuck Sylar!), has a little bit of “Go Fuck Yourself!” in his voice… AND he’s bangin Uhura! For you old school Trek fan’s, lots of kickbacks for you, from sounds, to phrases, to mind controling slugs, to Kirk doing a green chick.

Marvel/DC, take notes from this as your movie reboots, though may have a decent stories, but could use some work in the Awesomeness department.

Sorry if I had any spoilers in here without warning, its your own fucking fault for not seeing the flick yet!

Overall Rating: (4.5 Tacos)
We knocked off .5 taco’s from perfect because Tyler Perry is a douche.

EvilJeenyus: you watch lost?
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah
SlappyMcNutsack: u watch last night
EvilJeenyus: yep
EvilJeenyus: awesome
EvilJeenyus: the intro was great
EvilJeenyus: setting up a big battle between good and evil
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, but
SlappyMcNutsack: good v evil is so lame… its overdone
SlappyMcNutsack: it should be like science vs religion
SlappyMcNutsack: or what if the magnetic field reacted to the nuke, and then the Lifetime Network bought the rights to LOST and the final season was Pro Choice vs Pro Life
SlappyMcNutsack: or my favorite battle of all times
SlappyMcNutsack: Donuts vs Bagels
EvilJeenyus: please….
EvilJeenyus: donuts
EvilJeenyus: not a contest
EvilJeenyus: they’re FRIED
SlappyMcNutsack: yeah, i love donuts
SlappyMcNutsack: but
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Wow, it’s been a while since my last post. I promise to do a better job of keeping this site up to date with more content… (wish my other writers would too… hint hint pricks!)

Anyway, on a recent trip to the store at 3am, I saw a bunch of cops driving by in pursuit of something, and it reminded me of the movie Raising Arizona, with one of the greatest chase scenes of all time… check it: