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posted by SlappyMcNutsack in Poop, WTF?!


I’ve heard of sex changes…
I’ve heard of organ transplants…
I’ve heard of vaginaplasty…
I’ve heard of men getting fake tits…
But leave it to Dr. Meat to throw me off guard and tell me about a new procedure they’re about to start doing:
Fecal Bacteriotherapy.

Typically shit doesn’t bothers me, I’m usually the first person to drop a big duece and send pictures of it out to all my (so-called) friends, but this is fucking disgusting. The jist of it is you replace the bacteria in the colon with bacteria from a donor with good bacteria… done in 2 different ways, either getting an enema with a puree of another person’s shit, or getting a tube down your throat to your stomach and having the shit puree poured in.

Shitting in someone else’s ass… for medicine… WTF!

I’m thinking the doctors somewhere got stoned, watch 2 Girls 1 Cup, and on a dare turned it into a procedure.

This is why I’m not in medicine.