Now that the Yankees have signed CC Sabathia to the richest contract for a pitcher in baseball history, and then added another ricockulous contract for AJ Burnett, they have turned their pursuit to acquiring Derek Lowe, Mark Texiera, Ben Sheets, Lebron James, Michael Phelps, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Pele, Nolan Ryan, Joe Montana, Ronaldo, Tiger Woods, Mary Lou Retton, Syd Finch, The Mighty Casey, and the ghost of Walter Peyton. (more…)