eviljalapeno.com » aj burnett http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Assholes of the Week: The Yankees!! http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/808 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/808#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:46:22 +0000 EvilJeenyus http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=808 Now that the Yankees have signed CC Sabathia to the richest contract for a pitcher in baseball history, and then added another ricockulous contract for AJ Burnett, they have turned their pursuit to acquiring Derek Lowe, Mark Texiera, Ben Sheets, Lebron James, Michael Phelps, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Pele, Nolan Ryan, Joe Montana, Ronaldo, Tiger Woods, Mary Lou Retton, Syd Finch, The Mighty Casey, and the ghost of Walter Peyton.


They have also purchased the rights to the children of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf, and the unborn children of a group of top athletes that they have sequestered in a bunker in Montana for the purpose of breeding a group of super athletes, weeding out and disposing of the weak like the Spartans in 300.


Their estimated payroll for next year will climb to $500 bajillion, eclipsing the gross national product of all of the countries in the world, combined.



GOD, I FUCKIN’ HATE THE YANKEES!! Steinbrenners, you’re the Assholes of the Week!

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