5.  Ok, so this one isn’t so much bad-ass as it is basically a family tear-jerker.  But if you’re gonna say “Why can’t we all just get along?”, why not do it on a desolate alien planet with a frog-faced Louis Gossett, Jr?  I mean really…aren’t all of us at the evil jalapeno confident enough in our pussy-grabbing abilities to confess to the awesome-ness of this movie?  And to my perfect over-use of hyphens?  Yes.