eviljalapeno.com » baconnaise http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Dr. Meat’s Christmas List 2008. http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/873 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/873#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:39:24 +0000 Dr. Meat http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=873 Dear Santa,
I’m easy this year. I already got my CGC 9.8 New Mutants #98. I just had a doctor’s appointment and my cholesterol is finally down below Defcon 4. And the Yankees sealed their fate for the next 10 years by continuing to severely overpay for fat, bum-elbowed meat chuckers. So, I really don’t need anything I don’t already have, except for maybe a rub down from Megan Fox? But I’ll throw together a list for you and your elves anyway. Enjoy the double-stuffed oreos and cow juice, as usual, my good friend.

1. Damn-near life size replica of the Aluminum Falcon.


2. Speaking of cholesterol, we’ve all heard of Bacon Salt, but there’s a new sheriff in town, Baconnaise. Hot Damn!


3. Usually I’m not a fan of video games based on movies. But I’ll make an exception with this one.


4. The zombie invasion is coming. We need to be prepared.


5. I’d read this beauty for the articles.


Thanks Santa.   Hugs,
Dr. Meat

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