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5 Bad-Ass Movies You Need To Watch. Again. (Part 4)

Dr. Meat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:17:22 +0000

4. “WOLVERINES!!!!!”

5 Bad-Ass Movies You Need To Watch. Again. (Part 3)

Dr. Meat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:16:40 +0000

3. When Bruno drinks the green formula and turns into Little Bruno…? Yeah, in 1982 I cried myself to sleep for months because of the nightmares. Now, I think of Ned Beatty in Deliverance, and still cry myself to sleep. Why? Only Rorschach knows. Or maybe Freud. Jesus.

5 Bad-Ass Movies You Need To Watch. Again. (Part 2)

Dr. Meat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:02:28 +0000

2. Alex Rogan had a dream. It involved kicking some Kodan Armada ass with something called a Death Blossom. And after this movie came out, I was finally proud to be living in a trailer park in rural Nebraska. For the record, yes, that guy is driving a Delorean.

5 Bad-Ass Movies You Need to Watch. Again. (Part 1)

Dr. Meat — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:26:27 +0000

1. This movie takes shits that look like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It’s got fuckin’ a spider queen, a cyclops, and a bad-ass boomerang ninja star. I dare you to list one thing more evil and fantastic than a bad-ass boomerang ninja star with retractable blades and a personality. Try.