This video pretty much sums it up, but I’ll gladly take a few moments of my employer’s time to give you wankers a few more:
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I’ve been known to occasionally visit websites that don’t involve cylons, superheroes, and fantasy baseball. Sometimes I even peruse websites that are supposed to report factual, important, world issues. Let’s say most of the time I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of planet Earth. I hear there are some important people in London this week. So, I figured I’d go to cnn.com to sort it all out.
Wrong. Check below the headlines this morning.
Folks, the end is nigh.

CNN.COM HEADLINES 8am EDT 04/02/2009
Latest News
N. Korea warns Japan not to shoot down rocket
Rollins: Obama finds the world blames U.S.
iReport.com: Is Obama risking overexposure?
Ticker: Obama makes iPod mix for the Queen
CNNMoney: Check the future of home prices
Nebraska family missing nearly two weeks
Neighbor, 59, admits kissing missing girl, 8
Indictment: Group held, tortured teen for year
Roland Martin: High cigarette tax? Great!
Mom urges kids to chug vodka, cops say
Man’s legs severed to fit in coffin?
Dad delivers baby using Internet how-to
Plug pulled on soap opera after 72 years
Pets, owners challenged by increasing allergies
KKTV: Man coughs up 30-year-old-nail
Jupiter’s Great Red Spot is shrinking 5 min
‘American Idol’ blog: Are you as happy as I am?
Valerie Bertinelli hanging on to fat clothes
CNN Wire: 20 militants killed in southern…

You can’t make this shit up. However, I did finally find what I was looking for regarding the crazy protesters and world leader ass-grabbing. And thankfully, evidenced by the picture below, nobody has anything to worry about. IT’S ALL GOOD.

Hello everyone. I’m Dr. Meat. Think of me as a cross between the drill sargent from “Full Metal Jacket” and Han Solo. I’m this website’s new authority everything that matters. I’ll usually ask politely once. Then you’re fucked.