eviljalapeno.com » Congrats Obama http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 They do what?!? http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/1451 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/1451#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:26:48 +0000 SlappyMcNutsack http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=1451 Apparently our new 44th President likes to show his affection in a special way. Many have tried, few have been successful, Kudo’s to Michelle Obama for being able to take it!


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FunnyWeeAttorney: I feel like we just drafted a black quarterback and he is gonna try to run the ball a lot.

EvilJeenyus: Yeah, but he’s replacing the old quarterback that’s been concussed one too many times, so it’s definitely an upgrade.

I’m not one for partisan politics, so normally I don’t give much of a shit who is running the country, but we’re in the middle of a serious clusterfuck.  Something needed to change.  Republicans, you fucked up.  Democrats, it’s your turn again to try to prove that you’re the competent party.  I’m not holding my breath, though.  Good luck, Obama.

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