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More Spider-Man: 4 footage!!!!

SlappyMcNutsack — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:10:11 +0000

Back in October, we showed you a sneak preview of the much anticipated Spider-Man: 4.
Well, thanks to our field team of reporters here at eviljalapeno.com, we’re able to bring you even more footage. As this isn’t in english, I’m not sure what exactly they are saying, but i’m sure it’s somthing about how ghey Tobey Maguire is….Just jump to the 43 second mark.

Epic Football Failure

SlappyMcNutsack — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:11:38 +0000

Someone got their ass beat in the locker room later that night (no, BJ, not the type of ass beating you like to get):

Epic Football Failure – Watch more Sports Videos

AotW: “Giant” Fuck-up!

SlappyMcNutsack — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:07:04 +0000

Submitted by El Chupacabra:

WTF Plax. Is it just me or are all football players from VA a dip shits. First Mick Vick now you?!?!? Seriously you get paid millions to play a game. How can you fuck that up? But then again they can get together in jail and film the Longest Yard 2, only this time the team name should be the Short Bus Express. What a dee dee dee moment if I ever saw one, first Cheddar Bob shots himself in the leg, then he drags his teammates into this whole mess. Next time shoot yourself in the face and end it cause you are to immature to handle the spotlight.