http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/728 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/728#comments Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:21:42 +0000 Dr. Meat http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=728 I have often contemplated the various ways I would like to die.  The most popular ways, of course, involve going out in a burning ball of fire driving a sports car while chasing an international spy somewhere on a curvy European autobahn.  Most likely because he has abducted a beautiful damsel I had just finished fornicating with in a fancy casino hotel room.  Or something involving an Alaskan gun fight with a grizzly bear that felt the giant fish I had just reeled in was his, instead of mine.  In the past I sometimes wondered, “Hey, Alzheimer’s wouldn’t be soooo bad.”  They all seem pretty happy.  Just wake up every day watch a Seinfeld re-run for the first time.  Wonder in amazement daily at the invention of the web cam. Never remember all the wrong decisions you made during your long, lovely life.  But, uh, after reading this…hell no.  But at least the girls were kinda cute, I mean for Minnesota girls.  Click here for the nasty.  Thanks to ShaneO for the heads up.

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