5 More Reasons To Kill Yourself.

Dr. Meat — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:17:05 +0000

1. Pink Panther 2.I was going to say Paul Blart: Mall Cop, here, but apparently Kevin James is adorable and people actually saw this movie. So, we’ll go with Steve Martin. This guy has fallen farther than Cuba Gooding, Jr.
I watched him host something like his 20th episode of SNL last week and laughed, never. Then he had the seeds to break out his banjo and play a fuckin’ song from his new bluegrass children’s album. Yeah.
Well, the Pink Panther movie (and fucking sequels) is the last straw. I don’t care if you were funny in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. You are officially a Wayans brother. Die.

2. The Economy. Apparently it sucks. I wouldn’t know because I’m rich.

3. NFL officials.There really isn’t anything to go into here. For the most part, NBA referees are the lowest of the low regarding inconsistency and injecting their poison into the outcome of a game. But some of the calls in that Super Bowl were, well, you watched it. Unbelievable.

4. Fuck this:

5. I still hate Kevin Garnett.But I love me some Jabbawockeez.

5 Reasons To Kill Yourself.

Dr. Meat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:33:15 +0000

1. Seriously, don’t watch this.

2. Jesus, this looks horrible. Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, we get it, you’re a fan boy. That doesn’t mean you have to be in every fucking movie in the genre. And Nick Fury’s white. Douche.

3. I’ve had it up to here (pointing to my asshole) with this motherfucker. Hey, Kevin, remember when you played in Minnesota and you and your team sucked serious cock? Congratulations on getting traded to a championship team. Way to go on being a humble, grateful team player. You handle yourself with the dignity and grace of a true champion. Your family must be proud that your not a total asshole and that all of this success hasn’t gone to your giant head. You fucking prick.

4. I fucking hate little dogs.

5. Call of Duty 5. This motherfucking game is the bane of my existence. The first 20 seconds of this video pretty much sums it up for me. Besides the fact that some punk-ass bitch is blowing my arms and legs off before I can even get my cross-hairs on them, they’re talking shit to me in Arabic or Chinese. Not to mention she’s probably 10 years old.

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5 More Reasons To Kill Yourself.

5 Reasons To Kill Yourself.