eviljalapeno.com » jennifer aniston http://www.eviljalapeno.com Ninjas, Comics, Sports, Guns, Midgets, Morons and other cool stuff! Fri, 28 May 2010 17:37:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Wednesday. http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/843 http://www.eviljalapeno.com/archives/843#comments Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:25:27 +0000 Dr. Meat http://www.eviljalapeno.com/?p=843 11:32am Woke up.
11:33am Didn’t shower.
11:38am Ate a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
11:41am Watched Sportscenter.
11:45am Fired up the PS3.
11:47am First 10 Kill Streak on Call of Duty 5.
12:08pm Second 10 Kill Streak on Call of Duty 5.
12:17pm Burned frozen pizza.
12:22pm Drove to McDonalds.
12:25pm Ate McDonalds.
12:37pm Back to PS3.
1:49pm   Masturbated to the new GQ pics of Jennifer Aniston.*
1:52pm   Nap.
5:08pm   Woke up.
5:12pm   Read 8 comic books in bed.**
6:30pm   Left house to watch “The Day The Earth Stood Still”. Keanu is the man.***
9:00pm   Fired up the PS3.
9:15pm   Third 10 Kill Streak on Call of Duty 5.
1:01am   Ate previously burned frozen pizza washed down with two Mountain Dews.
4:21am   Masturbated to the new GQ pics of Jennifer Aniston.*
4:23am   Went to bed.

*I didn’t actually use the magazine. I used the internet. Because that magazine is for gay bankers and fans of Tom Brady.
**These books included “Watchmen” and “Y:The Last Man”. Both, of which, should but probably won’t make excellent movies.
***Keanu is the man. Don’t get me wrong, he’s laid more than his fair share of turds in Hollywood. However, if you haven’t seen “Constantine”, do yourself the favor. It’s like Johnny Utah fighting Bodhi, except Bodhi is fucking Satan.

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